$MILL
Chill Morty

the calmest kid on solana

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Chill Morty
exhibit A: unbothered

the LORE

Portals. Screaming. Endless chaos.

One kid put his hands in his pockets and just... stopped caring.

Red candles? Smirk. Green candles? Same smirk.

That's it. That's the lore.

panicCHILL-O-METERmax

HOW TO COP

four lazy steps. take your time.

  1. 01

    Get Phantom

    Install the wallet app or extension.

  2. 02

    Load SOL

    Buy SOL and send it to your wallet.

  3. 03

    Paste the CA

    Open Pump.fun, paste the CA below.

  4. 04

    Swap & chill

    Hit buy. Hands in pockets.

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THE CHART (don't stare)

chart wakes up after launch

open on dex

CHILL LEVELS

1
now

Pockets In

Launch on Pump.fun. First chillers walk in.

2
next

Smirk Spreads

Bonding curve done. DEX live. The smirk hits every timeline.

3
soon

Couch Tour

Trackers, listings, memes on every corner of CT.

4
someday

Max Chill

The whole market runs at 0.5x speed. Mill approves.